VirMach Valentine's - Buy one get one free for your wife, child, and mistress

VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
edited February 2023 in Offers

Buy any of our regular annual packages and get (3) additional at no extra charge. If you decide to renew next Valentine's day, you can cancel any of the extra services (so if you get a divorce*, you can cancel your wife's plan and keep three out of four for only 75% of the original price.)

NVMe512M
512MB DDR4 RAM
1 Core Ryzen CPU
15GB NVMe SSD
1TB @ 1Gbps
$25 per year ($6.25 per service.)
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NVMe1G
1GB DDR4 RAM
1 Core Ryzen CPU
30GB NVMe SSD
2TB @ 1Gbps
$50 per year ($12.50 per service.)
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NVMe2G
2GB DDR4 RAM
2 Core Ryzen CPU
60GB NVMe SSD
3TB @ 1Gbps
$100 per year ($25.00 per service.)
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NVMe4G
4GB DDR4 RAM
3 Core Ryzen CPU
120GB NVMe SSD
5TB @ 1Gbps
$200 per year ($50 per service.)
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NVMe8G
8GB DDR4 RAM
4 Core Ryzen CPU
240GB NVMe SSD
8TB @ 1Gbps
$350 per year ($87.50 per service.)
ORDER NOW

Offer expires end of day 02/14/2023.

*Please note that we will not be involved with any divorce proceedings. If your wife claims half of your VirMach account there's a fee for transferring it to another account.

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  • localhostlocalhost OG

    O dear lord

  • AlwaysSkintAlwaysSkint OG
    edited February 2023

    Yup, it's official, Virmach has lost the plot. Straightjacket required with copious amount of meds. and perhaps some electric shock therapy. :o

    Thanked by (3)sh97 EvanP lemoncube

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • JabJab


    ;(

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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  • dosaidosai OG

    I'm so confused right now.

    Thanked by (4)Caxen VirMach sh97 beanman109
  • ehabehab Content Writer

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  • CaxenCaxen

    I must find three wives to share this happiness.

    Thanked by (1)ehab

    from google translate

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero

    Yeah think I shall pass on this one.

    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Frankz and Mason!!"

  • imokimok OG

    What if someone marries Virmach?

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero

    @imok said:
    What if someone marries Virmach?

    blasphemy!

    Thanked by (1)ehab

    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Frankz and Mason!!"

  • JabJab

    Hey @VirMach
    can I buy

    NVMe512M
    512MB DDR4 RAM
    1 Core Ryzen CPU
    15GB NVMe SSD
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    $25 per year ($6.25 per service.)

    this and merge all 4 into 1?!

    NVMe512M*4
    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    4 Core Ryzen CPU
    60GB NVMe SSD
    4TB @ 1Gbps
    4 IP
    $25 per year

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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  • ehabehab Content Writer

    Thanked by (8)Amadex Caxen VirMach Brueggus imok FrankZ EvanP Ganonk
  • jamjam

    Delivered on the next year's Valentine's Day... B)

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  • frakassfrakass

    3g/2core/60g/1ipv4
    can this be $25?
    Thanks

  • lapualapua

    @Jab said:

    ;(

    MINUS!

  • someTomsomeTom

    Can you guarantee that the wife and the mistress will not be hosted on the same node?

    Thanked by (3)ehab lapua FrankZ
  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @someTom said:
    Can you guarantee that the wife and the mistress will not be hosted on the same node?

    For this make sure to select different locations for each plan. I also recommend keeping your mistress in another region for best ping.

    Thanked by (4)ehab FrankZ beanman109 someTom
  • cgs3238cgs3238 OG

    Nice offer, I’m looking for wifes now

  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero

    @cgs3238 said:
    Nice offer, I’m looking for wifes now

    How many?

    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Frankz and Mason!!"

  • cgs3238cgs3238 OG

    @AuroraZero said:

    @cgs3238 said:
    Nice offer, I’m looking for wifes now

    How many?

    Four? So they can pay the whole bill.

  • yoursunnyyoursunny OG

    All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.

    Who shall be the wife?
    Who shall be the child?
    Who shall be the mistress?

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero

    @cgs3238 said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @cgs3238 said:
    Nice offer, I’m looking for wifes now

    How many?

    Four? So they can pay the whole bill.

    writes that down

    Preferences?

    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Frankz and Mason!!"

  • DataRecoveryDataRecovery OG

    @VirMach said:
    Buy any of our regular annual packages and get (3) additional at no extra charge

    I have (5) wives, so I think I'll skip this one.

    @yoursunny said:
    All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.

    Considering the date, I highly doubt that @FrankZ is interested in erm... push-ups

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  • Flying_ChinamanFlying_Chinaman
    edited February 2023

    Not a fan of 4P relationship, can we get 2 at 50% price?

    Also bundle is incomplete without MIGRATION BUTTON

    Thanked by (1)Ganonk

    Yo, join our premium masochist club

  • FritzFritz

    Oh Jesus!

    Let's gangba order

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  • vyasvyas OGRetired

    Took me spending years on LE forums to understand
    MTR = MisTRess

    Thank you @VirMach 🙏🙏

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @yoursunny said:
    All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.

    Who shall be the wife?
    Who shall be the child?
    Who shall be the mistress?

    I started doing more pushups last year on Valentine's Day based on your prompting and kept on doing them afterwards everyday.
    I went from 60 a day on Feb 14th 2022, up to 100 a day by years end. Ended up doing more than 20,000 pushups last year. At first the wife was kind of happy about it, but as time went on I realized she was starting to wonder why I was doing all these pushups.
    So I'm out this year. Doing more leg work for 2023, at least until the wife stops smiling when I do squats.

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero

    @FrankZ said:

    @yoursunny said:
    All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.

    Who shall be the wife?
    Who shall be the child?
    Who shall be the mistress?

    I started doing more pushups last year on Valentine's Day based on your prompting and kept on doing them afterwards everyday.
    I went from 60 a day on Feb 14th 2022, up to 100 a day by years end. Ended up doing more than 20,000 pushups last year. At first the wife was kind of happy about it, but as time went on I realized she was starting to wonder why I was doing all these pushups.
    So I'm out this year. Doing more leg work for 2023, at least until the wife stops smiling when I do squats.

    Watch those squats, might shart then the wife will be laughing and not smiling.

    Thanked by (1)terrorgen

    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Frankz and Mason!!"

  • MainlyMainly

    When can the TY40 node be shut down all the time?

    Thanked by (1)ElonBezos
  • terrorgenterrorgen OG

    @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @yoursunny said:
    All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.

    Who shall be the wife?
    Who shall be the child?
    Who shall be the mistress?

    I started doing more pushups last year on Valentine's Day based on your prompting and kept on doing them afterwards everyday.
    I went from 60 a day on Feb 14th 2022, up to 100 a day by years end. Ended up doing more than 20,000 pushups last year. At first the wife was kind of happy about it, but as time went on I realized she was starting to wonder why I was doing all these pushups.
    So I'm out this year. Doing more leg work for 2023, at least until the wife stops smiling when I do squats.

    Watch those squats, might shart then the wife will be laughing and not smiling.

    Squats are what makes your wife happy.
    And you know what they say.

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  • AuroraZeroAuroraZero

    @terrorgen said:

    @AuroraZero said:

    @FrankZ said:

    @yoursunny said:
    All I want for Valentine's Day is doing push-ups with @Astro @Erisa @FrankZ.

    Who shall be the wife?
    Who shall be the child?
    Who shall be the mistress?

    I started doing more pushups last year on Valentine's Day based on your prompting and kept on doing them afterwards everyday.
    I went from 60 a day on Feb 14th 2022, up to 100 a day by years end. Ended up doing more than 20,000 pushups last year. At first the wife was kind of happy about it, but as time went on I realized she was starting to wonder why I was doing all these pushups.
    So I'm out this year. Doing more leg work for 2023, at least until the wife stops smiling when I do squats.

    Watch those squats, might shart then the wife will be laughing and not smiling.

    Squats are what makes your wife happy.
    And you know what they say.

    Yeah and it is a fricken lie.

    "I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Frankz and Mason!!"

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