[Domain Auction] HostMato.com

Amadex · August 2022

Domain Name: hostmato.com
Expires: 2023-02-09
Registeret at: 123-Reg
Starting Price: 6€ / Minimum Bid Increment: 1€
Bidding will end in 7 days from now, so 18.08.2022 09:30 CEST
Payment via PayPal + fee, epp or free domain push to your 123-reg account

ialexpw · August 2022

6€

chris · August 2022

7 European coinage

Amadex · August 2022

Thanks for the bids

@chris outbids @ialexpw with 7

BlaZe · August 2022

Maybe @HostMayo should buy this.

I once sold a misspelt domain name to the correct spelt company.

They bought it for $xxx

The name was similar to XXXXBXXX.com ----> company's name was XXXXVXXX.com

chris · August 2022

@BlaZe said:
Maybe @HostMayo should buy this.

I once sold a misspelt domain name to the correct spelt company.

They bought it for $xxx

The name was similar to XXXXBXXX.com ----> company's name was XXXXVXXX.com

I'd double check that isn't mis-domaining - could be hate speech 🤣

yoursunny · August 2022

@BlaZe said:
Maybe @HostMayo should buy this.

When I saw the title I thought HostMayo is deadpooling and selling off their brand.
Then I saw it's one letter off.

HostMayo · August 2022

@yoursunny said:

@BlaZe said:
Maybe @HostMayo should buy this.

Could have gone for this but recently bought moderatorweb.com

BlaZe · August 2022

@HostMayo said:

@yoursunny said:

@BlaZe said:
Maybe @HostMayo should buy this.

Could have gone for this but recently bought moderatorweb.com

Comeon its just €7

Amadex · August 2022

4 days left

HostMayo · August 2022

@BlaZe said: Comeon its just €7

>
its not about money...going to focus on two websites only.

BlaZe · August 2022

@HostMayo said:

@BlaZe said: Comeon its just €7

>
its not about money...going to focus on two websites only.

No, I guess you misunderstood me. You just have to redirect HostMato.com => HostMayo.com

T & Y keys are next to each other. People often make typos and it's cool to own the typo of your domain.

Mumbly · August 2022

No use. Too many combinations.
If you're really big corporation you purchase all, but in this specific case this single one doesn't do anything special for a hostmayo.

chris · August 2022

I'll be offering terrible hosting with images of tomatoes assaulting jars of mayo soon anyway - resistance is futile 😉

HalfEatenPie · August 2022

@chris said:
I'll be offering terrible hosting with images of tomatoes assaulting jars of mayo soon anyway - resistance is futile 😉

How can I get on the ground floor of this amazing venture? I'd be happy to fund aggressive marketing campaigns for these war crimes

chris · August 2022

@HalfEatenPie said:

@chris said:
I'll be offering terrible hosting with images of tomatoes assaulting jars of mayo soon anyway - resistance is futile 😉

How can I get on the ground floor of this amazing venture? I'd be happy to fund aggressive marketing campaigns for these war crimes

I'm willing to sell you half in exchange for the following:

• Highly suggestive, unique marketing imagery of tomatoes acting inappropriately towards mayo jars and assorted items

• creation of a predefined ticket response that explains you don't care - preferably applicable to any and all tickets that come in

HalfEatenPie · August 2022

@chris said:

@HalfEatenPie said:

@chris said:
I'll be offering terrible hosting with images of tomatoes assaulting jars of mayo soon anyway - resistance is futile 😉

How can I get on the ground floor of this amazing venture? I'd be happy to fund aggressive marketing campaigns for these war crimes

I'm willing to sell you half in exchange for the following:

• Highly suggestive, unique marketing imagery of tomatoes acting inappropriately towards mayo jars and assorted items

Let me get on fiverr and get something similar to tubgirl but with a jar of mayo (and mayo everywhere)

• creation of a predefined ticket response that explains you don't care - preferably applicable to any and all tickets that come in

Oh damn put me in the game coach! We'll say we have 24/7 customer support coverage when realistically we just mean our ticket system is up. We will only respond within 24 hours with autoreply systems that says something like...

"Thank you for your ticket. Our customer support agents values their time and will promptly respond once they're able to."

Or maybe we can be passive aggressive and say something like:

"Our knowledgebase contains articles on how to set up common software solutions such as VestaCP, Icecast, and DirectAdmin! Site status are always shown in our statuspage.hostmato.com! Due to the volume of tickets we receive, support will only respond to tickets that address performance issues of the node and will not respond for issues inside the guest VM. Thank you for your understanding."

system auto-closes all open tickets

chris · August 2022

@HalfEatenPie said:

@chris said:

@HalfEatenPie said:

@chris said:
I'll be offering terrible hosting with images of tomatoes assaulting jars of mayo soon anyway - resistance is futile 😉

How can I get on the ground floor of this amazing venture? I'd be happy to fund aggressive marketing campaigns for these war crimes

I'm willing to sell you half in exchange for the following:

• Highly suggestive, unique marketing imagery of tomatoes acting inappropriately towards mayo jars and assorted items

Let me get on fiverr and get something similar to tubgirl but with a jar of mayo (and mayo everywhere)

• creation of a predefined ticket response that explains you don't care - preferably applicable to any and all tickets that come in

Oh damn put me in the game coach! We'll say we have 24/7 customer support coverage when realistically we just mean our ticket system is up. We will only respond within 24 hours with autoreply systems that says something like...

"Thank you for your ticket. Our customer support agents values their time and will promptly respond once they're able to."

Or maybe we can be passive aggressive and say something like:

"Our knowledgebase contains articles on how to set up common software solutions such as VestaCP, Icecast, and DirectAdmin! Site status are always shown in our statuspage.hostmato.com! Due to the volume of tickets we receive, support will only respond to tickets that address performance issues of the node and will not respond for issues inside the guest VM. Thank you for your understanding."

system auto-closes all open tickets

It's weekend in three days. Why are you opening a ticket now? I have a life you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!

Janevski · August 2022

Mashed, tomatoe.

@Mumbly said: If you're really big corporation you purchase all, but in this specific case

Truly big companies go directly to the ISP and buy Google.
They also have HR departments with noticeable legs.

coo · August 2022

8 EUR

Nekki · August 2022

I'm undecided whether Hostmato or Hostmayo is the worst name.

Radi · August 2022

9 EUR

coo · August 2022

10 EUR

Radi · August 2022

11 eur

Amadex · August 2022

@coo won it for 10€ - 09:18AM

Radi you were late

chris · August 2022

Damn, I was sure Hostmato was going to bid more 🤣 Nerves of steel lol

[Domain Auction] HostMato.com

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