VirMach
VirMach
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(Quote) VNC ad? Or an actual ad where we're advertising?
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(Quote) I'll do it once servers are all back online then we can "officially" continue the festivities. We'll plan it for when you're around. Oh wait you'll move it out of public view okay one sec.
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(Quote) Yeah I know patient people like yourself exist but we're just not going to bother sorting through all that, sorry. There's 666 orders exactly in Tokyo that couldn't activate because they came in a 24 hour flood where our stock script failed …
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(Quote) Yes, I am most aware of these. But I'm doing these last just to be petty. I mean they did technically crash at the very end too so I'm pretending to do it to be petty when it reality it's just at the bottom of all the servers having a very …
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(Quote) FFME006 was a lot of fun stuff combined. It's still in bad shape but I finally have everything I need to make it function today.
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(Quote) It was already expected, it happens all the time with flash deals. Nothing has changed. It's just how it ends up working because some deals oversell since WHMCS counting sucks, and so on. Some of them are related to other reasons as I mentio…
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Please put your complaints for FFME006 being offline now while you can as it may finally return online today.
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(Quote) Please keep us updated, why did you stop tracking?
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(Quote) Yeah I just went through and made up numbers. And then finally fixed the formula.
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Can we also complain about bad VirBot offers here?
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(Quote) Unironically this thread basically covers 90% of the comments we'd have on a sale thread anyway, we should just use it for all things VirMach (except offers.) Let's get this to 1000 pages.
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(Quote) Wow sounds like exactly what you'd expect from VirMach!!!!
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$0.25 offers will get suspended no warning, this is the only unofficial thing I'll be saying about that, if you bought it on multiple accounts. No time for appeal or anything, if a ticket is made I'll just close all your accounts. The nicest thing …
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(Quote) If you ordered 0.25 Tokyo that didn't get activated, you'll get lumped in but you won't get marked as multiple accounts. Everyone else who is will. We obviously were not going to be able to fulfill everyone's order just because they paid $0…
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I hate VirMach
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(Quote) You're talking about the guy that made what I assume to be a joke saying he's been waiting a year now for his activation? Or at least I hope it's a joke. A bunch of people spam bought $0.25 deal in Tokyo, mostly multiple accounts. I've alre…
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(Quote) Yeah it's meant to work for everything on the page. (Quote) Message me details.
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New quarterly specials. https://virmach.com/special-offers Also added $2.22 per quarter for 384MB plan, first 3 months $0.25 with coupon
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We're going to have to start selling free for the first year flash sales at this rate. It surely will not be abused /s
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(Quote) It looks like everyone ran out of money so I'm trying to help squeeze the last $10
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(Quote) Cancelled and refunded or cancelled? I'll help you out as soon as you tell me how quoting random posts works versus making a new comment without quoting it.
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(Image) Do you guys like my new highscore? It even includes a photo of me running away before it implodes.
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Looks like the new price formula was kind of gross, I'll do a round of quick inputting new prices for the next couple hours of deals and then try to fix it, but the crowd going mild for these deals has bought us some needed time over the last few da…
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(Quote) A lot of them are stuck for various reasons, not from a lack of trying and not necessarily due to server problems but I've definitely been dealing with a lot of that as well. Hopefully I can push most if not all of them through by tomorrow.
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(Quote) I can make it happen if you’ll buy it but what are you willing to pay? Aka same Virbot pricing formula. That goes for everyone else just put REQUEST: at the beginning of your comment and I’ll match the specs with the same pricing formula l…
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(Quote) w> @renranss said: (Quote) Thanks for making me laugh so hard. It’s almost 8AM on a Tuesday so I’ve been drinking a little bit but you get most the credit. Give me your order ID and I can restore it but you also have to admit you made a…
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(Quote) Order ID? I'd love to help you out as well.
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(Quote) Sorry about that, it looks like the system still allowed you to order even though you have multiple accounts. Good thing you've boldly contacted us here. I've corrected this for you by marking both your accounts and cancelling/refunding. Let…
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(Quote) Obligatory 1+ day outage first.
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(Quote) If it lasted forever then in the 4th dimension it'd be pretty boring. For example I just changed the VirtBot formula and I have no idea how the prices are going to look but that's what makes it fear-inducing exciting. Tokyo migrations have …
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It's almost the 1st so we need to pay for the office rent and I've ran out of XPG drives to sell on craigslist. That means speed round of custom deals, ad-free for the next 80 minutes or so. Get your wallets ready. Edit - Slight miscalculation: 4 ho…
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(Quote) %Cpu(s): 25.5 us, 38.1 sy, Ruhoh raggy we don't have time for this
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All reported PayPal double payments so far outside of any that were related to mass pay have been either definitely user error or unproven to be any sort of "bug." I think what was happening though was an error coming up and they'd just pa…
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(Quote) Who knows anymore
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(Quote) Honestly what you did is probably just a cleaner version of what I'd do, we'll just go based off that.
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@FrankZ thanks for the thread update. I just noticed it for the first time for some reason, not sure how long it's been like that. I'm going to send out our promo email to help bring customers to LES as well, and bringing back the BF customizer ( @F…
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(Quote) We've been trying to figure out how this happens but every single person that has had this happen never replies back to their ticket to help us recreate the issue. Any time this happens we cancel & refund but if you're interested let me …
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(Quote) It's related to involcrunation due to non-payment of knives.
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I'm glad I made a 200 IQ move on this one and adjusted total quantity from 79 to 39. It sold 67 of them and still going somehow. I love WHMCS ability to keep track of a number. This isn't even our code we just set the service quantity limit on WHMCS…