[2022] ★ VirMach ★ RYZEN ★ NVMe ★★ The Epic Sales Offer Thread ★★

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @netrix said:
    something like GreenCloud Budget KVM is great i think:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    20GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /112 IPv6
    $25/2YR or $15/1YR

    $29.25

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    $133.25 + $10 Setup for Tokyo

    @storm said: 8GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    4 vCore Ryzen CPU
    8TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    $80/2YR

    $123.25


    All the above using the same formula. And @storm for yours just in case price is more important and you're not actually using all the bandwidth or other provider has smaller cores you use for less amount of time, assuming you really need the disk though:

    7GB DDR4 RAM
    180GB NVMe SSD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    6TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4

    $102.75

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited October 2022

    Alright keep them coming if not apparent the exercise is to try to get everyone closest to their desires using the same formula.

  • Okey, those post answer my question if I want to extend my

    5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year

    That is idling for years now - it's too good for most of my small shit and on the other hand it's too small (2 vCore) for the other things. I guess idle for next year it is!

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider
    edited October 2022

    @Jab said: 5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year

    Using same formula, closest:

    5GB RAM
    60GB Disk
    2 Core
    2TB BW
    1 IPv4

    $59.75 for 2 years. Please don't actually make any decisions based on this though. And with 3 cores, $69.75 but remember this is per two years yours is per year. Per year it'd be around $43.75

    This is making me think VirBot is just putting up with me and doing whatever I say even if it doesn't make financial sense, uh oh.

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  • edited October 2022

    @VirMach said:

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    Tokyo! Tokyo!! Tokyo!!!

    VirBot says no 1TB RAID HDD since that's not part of anything we've set up and also says it'll be $164.82. He also can't do Tokyo without the $10 setup for that location. What should I reply to him to get him to change his mind?

    VirBot is starting to get nervous as you haven't replied back. He told him to try to get you to consider it for $155.82

    I tried telling him he only came down $10 and I'm just wasting your time but he won't listen

    (edit) I've beaten him into submission and got him to agree to doing $134.24 but again no HDD and $10 setup.

    @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    6GB DDR4 RAM
    50GB NVMe SSD + 1TB Raid HDD
    3 vCore Ryzen CPU
    10TB @ 1Gbps
    4x IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $125/2YR

    Tokyo! Tokyo!! Tokyo!!!

    Newest offer:

    6GB
    50GB NVMe (No HDD)
    3 Core
    10TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6
    $122.30 + $10 setup

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Without HDD, I do not need that much bandwidth or memory
    Please do a re-calc

    4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Yo, join our premium masochist club

  • JabJab
    edited October 2022

    @VirMach said: $59.75 for 2 years. Please don't actually make any decisions based on this though.

    So I have a VPS for transfer, anyone interested?

    5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year
    
    AMSD025
    

    Next due date: before BF 2022, I guess I am gonna get autocharged today/tomorrow :(

    UPDATE: Next due date: before BF 2023, I was just autocharged >:D

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Name your price first, don't worry I won't bill you

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Jab said:

    @VirMach said: $59.75 for 2 years. Please don't actually make any decisions based on this though.

    So I have a VPS for transfer, anyone interested?

    5102MB DDR4 RAM
    60GB NVMe SSD
    2 vCore Ryzen CPU
    1.46TB @ 1Gbps
    1x IPv4
    40$ / year
    
    AMSD025
    

    Next due date: before BF 2022, I guess I am gonna get autocharged today/tomorrow :(

    Made me have a good laugh but seriously I don't want to be responsible for you being upset you didn't idle this for another year when actual prices come out and it's $60 for the same thing. This is very much in a super experimental stage.

  • @VirMach said:
    Alright keep them coming if not apparent the exercise is to try to get everyone closest to their desires using the same formula.

    Reposted because probably you missed it
    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/103974/#Comment_103974

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @Jab said: UPDATE: Next due date: before BF 2033, I was just autocharged >:D

    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @kuroneko23 said:

    @VirMach said:
    Alright keep them coming if not apparent the exercise is to try to get everyone closest to their desires using the same formula.

    Reposted because probably you missed it
    https://lowendspirit.com/discussion/comment/103974/#Comment_103974

    Looks like I did, thank you

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  • @Daevien said:

    @fluttershy said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:
    @VirMach night owl chad, which timezone you live in?

    Now should be midnight in US.

    I feel like he runs on VirMach time

    I'm pretty sure at this point he basically is on "do stuff until you crash, then wake up and do it again" time.

    It's morning now. Wow, my my~ He should have fainted.

    Yo, join our premium masochist club

  • @VirMach said:

    @Jab said: UPDATE: Next due date: before BF 2033, I was just autocharged >:D

    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem


    Can I still get a refund, it was like 5 minutes ago!111!111

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  • edited October 2022

    is panel for IPv6 only / NAT VPS already on your list @VirMach? would be great if this year bf includes IPv6 only and free NAT-ed later**

    ** no longer than 3 months after bf.

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  • @VirMach said:
    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    "Humanity is f*cked up" - Jay

  • @VirMach said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said: 4.5 GB
    50GB NVMe
    3 Core
    4TB
    2 IPv4 & /64 IPv6

    Name your price first, don't worry I won't bill you

    100$ / 2 years + 10$ one time Tokyo fine

    Yo, join our premium masochist club

  • @FAT32 said:

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    It's his coping mechanism.

  • @FAT32 said:

    @VirMach said:
    NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Got eem

    I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    Does he smoke weeds?

    Yo, join our premium masochist club

  • @FAT32 said: I am seriously concerned about VirMach's mental health

    I guess he just had a lot of caffeine today ;')

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  • @Jab said: .. anyone interested?

    Tempting, if I wasn't so skint at this time of the month. ;)

    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
    NVMe2G for life! until death (the end is nigh)

  • also I think I am out of BF this year, but maybe VirBot will shock me.

    :'(

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    One sec doing an entire new formula to compare with so I don't make @Jab regret the decision the cron job made for him.

  • @Jab said:

    :'(

    1vCPU
    128MB
    5GB HDD
    /112 IPV6
    50 GB @ 100 Mbps
    $1.49/y?

    :p

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  • edited October 2022

    @VirMach said: One sec doing an entire new formula to compare with so I don't make @Jab regret the decision the cron job made for him.

    Cron is primitive & low, suggest Celery or Apache Airflow for scheduling scripts

    Yo, join our premium masochist club

  • @VirMach said:
    One sec doing an entire new formula to compare with so I don't make @Jab regret the decision the cron job made for him.

    Is this cron anyone that VirBot likes? If not or VirBot hates him/her... fuck cron, I hate him/her now!

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  • JabJab
    edited October 2022

    @kuroneko23 said: $1.49/y?

    Won't work as I just looked at my service tab and I have still 0.9$ to pay this year before BF so my final budget is like

    VirBot I trust in you.

    // Fuck, I just realized I can't afford 3$ migration fee! When do we get Free Ryzen transfer back? :D

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  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @kuroneko23 said:
    2 vCPU Ryzen
    5 GB RAM
    60 GB SSD
    1 IPV4
    250 GB @ 500 Mbps or 400 GB @ 250 Mbps
    Tokyo
    $32/year or $58/2 year (+ $10 one time setup fee?)

    I'm answering this based on specific amounts given and not what's actually incrementally possible (possibly.) Doing 250GB @ 1Gbps.

    Okay on the old formula this is $54.50 per 2 years + $10 one-time setup.

    @netrix said:

    @VirMach said:

    also make some unbalance deals like some years ago like:

    2048MB DDR4 RAM
    7GB NVMe SSD
    1 vCore Ryzen CPU
    500GB @ 10Gbps
    1x IPv4 & /128 IPv6
    $20/2YR or $15/1YR

    Port speed isn't included, I figured it'd be too complicated for now.

    On old formula this is $26.45 per 2 years.

    Still not done with new formula. Have to run everything else through it so far and basically just make it to where @Jab has a good deal still.

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  • edited October 2022

    @Jab said:

    1vCPU
    128MB
    2GB USB
    /128 IPV6
    10 GB @ 10 Mbps
    $0.59/y?

    Truly low end specs

  • VirMachVirMach Hosting Provider

    @netrix said:
    is panel for IPv6 only / NAT VPS already on your list @VirMach? would be great if this year bf includes IPv6 only and free NAT-ed later**

    ** no longer than 3 months after bf.

    Not on list but we have so many extra IPv4 we can sell NAT plans with dedicated IPv4 temporarily and no time limit on switching it over on our end.

  • ehabehab Content Writer
    edited October 2022

    what is this virbot? are sales happening?

    i don't read everything.

    in virmach thread i just like to kick balls.

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