Small UK VPS

BarryHercules

I’m looking for some services in the UK that aren’t Clouvider or OVH. I would particularly like locations outside of London, because variety is the spice of life, and I like things fucking spicy.

Resource wise, I don’t need much. Below
are the minimums:

• 256MB RAM
• 10GB disk
• 250GB traffic
• 100Mb b/w
• 1x IPv4

I’d like to pay between £10-£15 a year for this spec, and of course would be happy to pay yearly.

Also interested in a UK-based storage VPS with 500GB or more storage, again off Clouvider/OVH network.

Brueggus

For any providers considering making offers, I will buy anything* @BarryHercules buys.

' * if IPv6 is supported

Falzo

Psst, I'll sell you a super expensive VPS then refund you when Brueggus buys it. Deal!? @BarryHercules

BarryHercules

@Falzo said:
Psst, I'll sell you a super expensive VPS then refund you when Brueggus buys it. Deal!? @BarryHercules

Nah, I’d rather not mess with @Brueggus.

contactwajeeh

I think I did read this exact trail of comments somewhere

BarryHercules

@contactwajeeh said:
I think I did read this exact trail of comments somewhere

Exact? No, Sir.

_MS_

@BarryHercules said: not mess with @Brueggus.

That reminds of a movie called You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

SMARTHOST

We offer VPS service out of Wolverhampton, but our price is slightly higher but resource a bit higher as well.
IPv6 is included.

~ SMARTHOST

MichaelCee

Is LoveServers still in business? A bit too high for your budget but they also have/had storage servers.

BarryHercules

@SMARTHOST said:
We offer VPS service out of Wolverhampton, but our price is slightly higher but resource a bit higher as well.
IPv6 is included.

~ SMARTHOST

So chop some resources off, make it a bit cheaper, make a deal! You’re almost certainly guaranteed two new customers!

Edit: scratch that, I’ve got Wolverhampton, so all good, cheers!

lleddewk

@MichaelCee said:
Is LoveServers still in business? A bit too high for your budget but they also have/had storage servers.

Still running solid but taken over by QuickPacket.

MichaelCee

@lleddewk said:

@MichaelCee said:
Is LoveServers still in business? A bit too high for your budget but they also have/had storage servers.

Still running solid but taken over by QuickPacket.

Good people. Hopefully a viable option for OP in some way..

BarryHercules

@MichaelCee said:

@lleddewk said:

@MichaelCee said:
Is LoveServers still in business? A bit too high for your budget but they also have/had storage servers.

Still running solid but taken over by QuickPacket.

Good people. Hopefully a viable option for OP in some way..

Well out of budget unfortunately.

BarryHercules

The offers. Where are they?

lleddewk

So are you mountain or Mohammed on this board?

BarryHercules

@lleddewk said:
So are you mountain or Mohammed on this board?

SpeedyPage

Hi @BarryHercules

We recently posted an offer on LET due to a similar request which may be of interest: https://my.speedypage.com/store/virtual-servers/let-custom-512mb

It has:

1 3.2Ghz CPU Core
512MB DDR4 Memory
10GB SSD Disk Space
200GB Bandwidth
1Gbps Network Uplink
Wolverhampton (Path.net inbound DDoS protection filtering)

I'd be happy to up your bandwidth to 250GB free of charge, just send me a PM after ordering if interested. There was a stock of 10 on this and 7 have sold, so you may need to be fast to make sure you get it if you are.

EDIT: Right after posting I noticed we do not have the Hosting Provider role on LES, my apologies - moderation is free to delete this post and I am applying for the group properly now.

BarryHercules

@SpeedyPage said:
Hi @BarryHercules

We recently posted an offer on LET due to a similar request which may be of interest: https://my.speedypage.com/store/virtual-servers/let-custom-512mb

It has:

1 3.2Ghz CPU Core
512MB DDR4 Memory
10GB SSD Disk Space
200GB Bandwidth
1Gbps Network Uplink
Wolverhampton (Path.net inbound DDoS protection filtering)

I'd be happy to up your bandwidth to 250GB free of charge, just send me a PM after ordering if interested. There was a stock of 10 on this and 7 have sold, so you may need to be fast to make sure you get it if you are.

EDIT: Right after posting I noticed we do not have the Hosting Provider role on LES, my apologies - moderation is free to delete this post and I am applying for the group properly now.

Already got one, cheers bra.

BarryHercules

2 fucking offers, 1 over budget, one I already had.

What has happened to the LE? I’d have had 13 offers before breakfast back in the day.

You’re all on fucking Clouvider and OVH, that’s the problem. Unimaginative fools.

Brueggus

MMMOOOAAARRR

BarryHercules

Barry wants more fucking servers.

I have Wolverhampton and Maidenhead. Want more.

Help Barry feed his addiction.

ehab

@BarryHercules said:
Barry wants more fucking servers.

I have Wolverhampton and Maidenhead. Want more.

Help Barry feed his addiction.

can Barry post nude pics?

BarryHercules

@ehab said:

@BarryHercules said:
Barry wants more fucking servers.

I have Wolverhampton and Maidenhead. Want more.

Help Barry feed his addiction.

can Barry post nude pics?

Barry can do all sorts of things if he’s properly incentivised.

ehab

@BarryHercules ; wish you plenty of good times