Crunchbits' Ultra Mega Giveaways And Goods: Servers, CPUs, Motherboards, RAM, Disks, Etc

crunchbits

@Jab said:
I have a feeling most of you are missing the first post rule, but hey, go analyze those pics in 2nd (or later) post :P

To be more specific, the OP.

@andrewnyr said:
I was having my throat swapped for an STI test.

The man innocently told me, as my mouth was obediently open wide, "You're very good at this."

The self control not to say, "Lots of practice from my uncle!"

Wonder_Woman

Is it the "no guarantees" twice in a row?

"No guarantees--accept that risk BEFORE you send us a shipping label. There are no guarantees, refunds, replacements, warranties or anything of that nature."

crunchbits

@aqua said:
Why the pink tissue paper under everything?

Surely you have seen anti-static bags before?

Zigi

hard-and-fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PeterP

Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

Zigi

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

ehab

why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????

crunchy ---- give me your com puter.

aqua

@Zigi said:

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

Yeah, he has terrible connectivity

Wonder_Woman

I'm starting to grasp at straws here, but perhaps the "clearly readable" part? Since all the replies will be clearly "readable", just not obvious if it's mixed with other things.

"Reply with the ITEM and QUANTITY requested clearly readable (other conversation/jokes/etc also encouraged, just keep it separated so it is easy to see)"

My only other guess is the frowny face at the end of this line:
"Things I will flat out ignore (and likely never accept a claim from you):"

_MS_

@crunchbits said:
GIVEAWAY STASH #1:
* AMD Ryzen 3 3200G QTY: 1

If this has not been claimed yet, then...

Claim:
Item: AMD Ryzen 3 3200G
Quantity: 1

Thanks

Cloudie

@Zigi said: eww cloudie

crunchbits

@ehab said:
why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????

crunchy ---- give me your com puter.

Are you a good content writer? I'm sure we could come to some sort of... arrangement.

ehab

@crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...

have a good day sir.

PeterP

@Zigi said:

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh

Zigi

@PeterP said:

@Zigi said:

@PeterP said:
Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

eww cloudie

I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh

Hell no

crunchbits

@ehab said:
@crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...

have a good day sir.

Absolutely--at your convenience.

Zigi

Daddy @crunchbits @Cloudie is being mean to us. Save us!

Wonder_Woman

Maybe it's the part about this thread being updated with "new stuff" since none of it is "new"

"This thread will be constantly updated with new stuff, so check the newest posts for updated parts availability lists"

pedjoeangdigital

The easter egg reminds me trivia quiz in IRC circa early 2000 ))

Wonder_Woman

Is it because you've had stuff pulled and sitting for 2+ years, but Crunchbits has only been around for <2 years?

"They worked when pulled, but some of these items have been sitting for 2+ years"

Maybe just the fact that you pulled out working hardware? lol

Cloudie

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Zigi

@Cloudie said:

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

crunchbits

@Zigi said:

@Cloudie said:

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.

Zigi

@crunchbits said:

@Zigi said:

@Cloudie said:

@Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

Crunchbits is a sub

Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.

So your a top then? Not a sub @Cloudie is disappointed

aqua

If you find it, and you are the first (or work with friends and you decide to split prizes somehow) here is what you can claim 1 of:

Claim: 3x 1U servers of better quality than what was listed here and more .. stuff inside them

Wonder_Woman

Is it the wording of this line?

"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?

Zigi

tits

crunchbits

@Wonder_Woman said:
Is it the wording of this line?

"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?

@Zigi said:
tits

Zigi

@crunchbits said:

@Wonder_Woman said:
Is it the wording of this line?

"We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents?

@Zigi said:
tits

meow

Wonder_Woman

Well, I tried my best! I've got to get to sleep now, and I'm tired of reading over the OP. Good luck everyone else!