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  • @VirMach The server I purchased has not been activated for 11 days. Invoice 1517495

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @root said: Greek philosophy

    What, Socrates, Plato or Aristotle?

    Well, it depends. Each has it's own perspective. I like and understand all three. However, it seems it was too much for our member to understand the platonic relationship in which one can enjoy the goodness and beauty of others without touching, so he went too carnal in his words, referring to mother, therefore got himself banned.

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  • @A1s2 said:
    @VirMach The server I purchased has not been activated for 11 days. Invoice 1517495

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  • ehabehab Content Writer

    @FrankZ said:
    @ehab do you have a gif of that girl, in the 1st comment, on a bus?

    almost

    off course Frank i know you want to do something like this

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  • I have something to work on so can't go to sleep, keep the entertainment coming!

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    "Humanity is f*cked up" - Jay

  • edited January 2023

    @risturiz said:

    @A1s2 said:
    @VirMach The server I purchased has not been activated for 11 days. Invoice 1517495

    Not necessarily, I have the same one that is pending too. I think the server it was meant to go on was dead at the time.

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  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @VirMach said:

    @soulchief said:
    ... I just woke up from a dream.. about virmach. He said there was a major announcement coming and then next thing I saw was a virmach sign and a parking lot full of used buses. They switched to be a used bus dealer... I dont have room for 10 used buses to idle.

    Anyways back to sleep.

    It's not a proper flash sale unless you're on the page for long enough that it enters your subconscious.

    Hi Virmach tell me a joke

    Hey VIrmach, are ya still there, tell us a joke

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  • edited January 2023
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    4222MB DDR4 RAM
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    55GB SSD (NVMe)
    5632GB MONTHLY DATA
    PHOENIX, AZ LOCATION
    2 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    Gone

  • what I don't understand is why ppl keep buying ? can't they read ?

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:
    Hey VIrmach, are ya still there, tell us a joke

    A guy enters a store and asks the sales woman:

    • Do you have underwear?
    • No.
    • Not even on sale?

    Stacksocial link (aff) containing a gift of $10 after your first purchase.

  • @cold said:
    what I don't understand is why ppl keep buying ? can't they read ?

    For the fun of it. Some have bots and grab the extremely limited offers fast, to flip them for small profits.

    Stacksocial link (aff) containing a gift of $10 after your first purchase.

  • @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @Flying_Chinaman said:

    @VirMach said:

    @soulchief said:
    ... I just woke up from a dream.. about virmach. He said there was a major announcement coming and then next thing I saw was a virmach sign and a parking lot full of used buses. They switched to be a used bus dealer... I dont have room for 10 used buses to idle.

    Anyways back to sleep.

    It's not a proper flash sale unless you're on the page for long enough that it enters your subconscious.

    Hi Virmach tell me a joke

    Hey VIrmach, are ya still there, tell us a joke

    A doctor and a deaf man loved the same girl.

    Every day the doctor would give the woman a rose, and everyday the deaf man would give the woman an apple. The woman got confused and one day asked the deaf man “there’s a reason for why the doctor gives me a rose, but why do you give me an apple?”

    The deaf man replied “What?”

  • LIMITED OFFER
    $6.94 /yr
    
        KVM – 1 GIGABIT
        1500MB DDR4 RAM
        1 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
        20GB SSD (NVMe)
        2048GB MONTHLY DATA
        SEATTLE, WA LOCATION
        1 DEDICATED IPv4
    
  • edited January 2023

    @root said:

    @cold said:
    what I don't understand is why ppl keep buying ? can't they read ?

    For the fun of it. Some have bots and grab the extremely limited offers fast, to flip them for small profits.

    Nan, not true after the scalper massacre.
    Literally only Vir and GCV provides cheap & ideal IJJ routing between China and Japan
    Also Vir's west coast is the cheapest among all providers.

    (Edit) Forget to mention getting rid of the shitty ColoCrossing and migration to Ryzen
    However, ticket ETA and SLA really screws newcomers off

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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

    @root you asked me earlier for a YABS on the $6.94 Seattle I purchased. Network is dead, so not going to happen.

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  • A client bought a VPS and ask for double bandwidth
    MS said:

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        20GB SSD (NVMe)
        2048GB MONTHLY DATA
        SEATTLE, WA LOCATION
        1 DEDICATED IPv4
    

    Welcome idler!

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  • cybertechcybertech OGBenchmark King
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    I bench YABS 24/7/365 unless it's a leap year.

  • JabJab
    edited January 2023

    Knives ✔️
    Location ✔️
    RAM ✔️
    small cores ✔️
    big dick ❌

    NEXT please.

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
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  • FrankZFrankZ Moderator

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    FRANKFURT, DE LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

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  • edited January 2023

    @VirMach

    There seems to be bug (yeah, reading you I assume that it's not the only one) where VPS was created twice (CHICAGO, IL LOCATION).

    .165 was a proper one (with the new IP now as I migrated it to the Amsterdam right after that), but .161 is just there in limbo (it exist, but of course not in my client area - I can probably log into SolusVM tho, as I got login credentials).

    I powered it down.
    I can create priority support ticket to get your attention for .161 deletion if you prefer it that way, but please don't hold this ticket against me - there's one vps too much on this world :P

  • JabJab
    edited January 2023

    @FrankZ said:
    LIMITED OFFER
    $18.13 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    5634MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    10GB SSD (NVMe)
    1024GB MONTHLY DATA
    FRANKFURT, DE LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    @Jab said:
    Knives ✔️
    Location ✔️
    RAM ✔️
    small cores ✔️(❌)
    big dick ❌

    NEXT please.

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    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
    https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png

  • @FrankZ said:
    LIMITED OFFER
    $18.13 /yr
    KVM – 1 GIGABIT
    5634MB DDR4 RAM
    3 vCORE (RYZEN 3.4GHz+)
    10GB SSD (NVMe)
    1024GB MONTHLY DATA
    FRANKFURT, DE LOCATION
    1 DEDICATED IPv4

    10GB🥺

  • edited January 2023

    Big Dick!

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    I think that's the cheapest so far for 205GB

  • I'm curious ...
    How does one hit 20TB of transfer in a month without violating the other constraints on IOPS?

  • @erk said:
    I'm curious ...
    How does one hit 20TB of transfer in a month without violating the other constraints on IOPS?

    cdn,and vpn

  • VirMach [1277] 88% - $41.99 /yr

    4 vCores CPU
    5016MB RAM
    205GB Disk
    20992GB Transfer

    https://billing.virmach.com/cart.php?a=add&pid=222

    LOS ANGELES, CA
    1 IP, 1 GIGABIT

    [01-04 01:03] * Out of Stock *
    fuck, the flash sale tracker stopped working and I missed it, again
    fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

  • JabJab
    edited January 2023

    @erk said: How does one hit 20TB of transfer in a month without violating the other constraints on IOPS?

    By putting it in RAM [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

    Haven't bought a single service in VirMach Great Ryzen 2022 - 2023 Flash Sale.
    https://lowendspirit.com/uploads/editor/gi/ippw0lcmqowk.png

  • Decent dick on this <$10 one.

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  • @taizi said: flash sale tracker stopped working

    Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

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    It wisnae me! A big boy done it and ran away.
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