Crunchbits' Ultra Mega Giveaways And Goods: Servers, CPUs, Motherboards, RAM, Disks, Etc

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  • crunchbitscrunchbits Hosting Provider

    @Jab said:
    I have a feeling most of you are missing the first post rule, but hey, go analyze those pics in 2nd (or later) post :P

    To be more specific, the OP.

    @andrewnyr said:
    I was having my throat swapped for an STI test.

    The man innocently told me, as my mouth was obediently open wide, "You're very good at this."

    The self control not to say, "Lots of practice from my uncle!"

    :o

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  • Wonder_WomanWonder_Woman

    Is it the "no guarantees" twice in a row?

    "No guarantees--accept that risk BEFORE you send us a shipping label. There are no guarantees, refunds, replacements, warranties or anything of that nature."

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Hosting Provider

    @aqua said:
    Why the pink tissue paper under everything?

    Surely you have seen anti-static bags before?

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  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    hard-and-fast ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • PeterPPeterP

    Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

  • ZigiZigi

    @PeterP said:
    Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

    eww cloudie

  • ehabehab Content Writer
    edited January 2023

    why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????

    crunchy ---- give me your com puter.

  • aquaaqua Hosting Provider

    @Zigi said:

    @PeterP said:
    Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

    eww cloudie

    Yeah, he has terrible connectivity :-1:

  • Wonder_WomanWonder_Woman
    edited January 2023

    I'm starting to grasp at straws here, but perhaps the "clearly readable" part? Since all the replies will be clearly "readable", just not obvious if it's mixed with other things.

    "Reply with the ITEM and QUANTITY requested clearly readable (other conversation/jokes/etc also encouraged, just keep it separated so it is easy to see)"

    My only other guess is the frowny face at the end of this line:
    "Things I will flat out ignore (and likely never accept a claim from you):"

  • _MS__MS_ OG

    @crunchbits said:
    GIVEAWAY STASH #1:
    * AMD Ryzen 3 3200G QTY: 1

    If this has not been claimed yet, then...

    Claim:
    Item: AMD Ryzen 3 3200G
    Quantity: 1

    Thanks :)

  • CloudieCloudie

    @Zigi said: eww cloudie

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Hosting Provider

    @ehab said:
    why i feel everyone is getting sex something and i am not?????

    crunchy ---- give me your com puter.

    Are you a good content writer? I'm sure we could come to some sort of... arrangement.

    Thanked by (1)ehab

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  • ehabehab Content Writer

    @crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...

    have a good day sir.

    Thanked by (1)crunchbits
  • PeterPPeterP

    @Zigi said:

    @PeterP said:
    Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

    eww cloudie

    I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh

  • ZigiZigi

    @PeterP said:

    @Zigi said:

    @PeterP said:
    Cloudie Networks is the coolest unmetered megahost located on Australian dirt.

    eww cloudie

    I am disappointed in your disapproval... Go sit in the corner smh

    Hell no

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Hosting Provider

    @ehab said:
    @crunchbits Thank you --- I might ping you next month...

    have a good day sir.

    Absolutely--at your convenience.

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  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    Daddy @crunchbits @Cloudie is being mean to us. Save us!

  • Wonder_WomanWonder_Woman

    Maybe it's the part about this thread being updated with "new stuff" since none of it is "new" ;)

    "This thread will be constantly updated with new stuff, so check the newest posts for updated parts availability lists"

  • pedjoeangdigitalpedjoeangdigital Hosting Provider

    The easter egg reminds me trivia quiz in IRC circa early 2000 :)))

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  • Wonder_WomanWonder_Woman
    edited January 2023

    Is it because you've had stuff pulled and sitting for 2+ years, but Crunchbits has only been around for <2 years?

    "They worked when pulled, but some of these items have been sitting for 2+ years"

    Maybe just the fact that you pulled out working hardware? lol

  • CloudieCloudie

    @Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

    Crunchbits is a sub ;)

    Thanked by (2)Wonder_Woman crunchbits
  • ZigiZigi
    edited January 2023

    @Cloudie said:

    @Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

    Crunchbits is a sub ;)

    Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Hosting Provider
    edited January 2023

    @Zigi said:

    @Cloudie said:

    @Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

    Crunchbits is a sub ;)

    Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

    My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.

    Thanked by (2)Wonder_Woman user123

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  • ZigiZigi

    @crunchbits said:

    @Zigi said:

    @Cloudie said:

    @Wonder_Woman said: sitting for 2+ years

    Crunchbits is a sub ;)

    Crunchbits is a premium hosting company located in the United States with a team that has over 40 years of combined experience.

    My age + the ages of the 2 dogs guarding my mom's shed datacenter. Lots of experience.

    So your a top then? Not a sub @Cloudie is disappointed

  • aquaaqua Hosting Provider

    If you find it, and you are the first (or work with friends and you decide to split prizes somehow) here is what you can claim 1 of:

    Claim: 3x 1U servers of better quality than what was listed here and more .. stuff inside them

  • Wonder_WomanWonder_Woman

    Is it the wording of this line?

    "We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

    It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents? :)

  • ZigiZigi

    tits

  • crunchbitscrunchbits Hosting Provider

    @Wonder_Woman said:
    Is it the wording of this line?

    "We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

    It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents? :)

    @Zigi said:
    tits

    Thanked by (2)ehab Abdullah

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  • ZigiZigi

    @crunchbits said:

    @Wonder_Woman said:
    Is it the wording of this line?

    "We will get you package dimensions and weight, you will give us label and it will go out."

    It will go out, meaning the label, but not the package or it's contents? :)

    @Zigi said:
    tits

    meow

  • Wonder_WomanWonder_Woman

    Well, I tried my best! I've got to get to sleep now, and I'm tired of reading over the OP. Good luck everyone else!

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